Saturday, November 28, 2009

Her Brain is in Park

My wife and I went into the city to visit one of the museums with the kids. As usual, she drove, and I navigated since she usually has no idea where she is going.

She pulled into a parking spot in a garage next to the museum, but the car was a little cockeyed, so I hopped out of the car to help her get lined up. She started waving at me frantically and pulling on the gear shift.

"It won't go out of park!", she yelled.

I climbed back in the car, glanced at the dash, and told her how to fix the problem.

"You need to turn the car back on."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Visit to the neurologist in order?

Anonymous said...

I googled "my wife is an idiot" about 9 months ago after my wife washed my brand new $350 cell phone in the washing machine. I love reading your posts as I don't feel so alone. Keep it up please! :)

Unknown said...

Thank you for these posts! They're so funny and so unbelievable. It makes dealing with my idiot husband a little easier, knowing that someone else is having similar problems with their spouse.

Aussie husband said...

Great blog I'll be bookmarking this.I had a recent experience like this.recently went to pickup a pizza and the wife drove. when we were going to leave the wife complained that the accelerator wasn't working, I told her to start the car.gotta love her I guess

Aussie husband said...

Great blog I'll be bookmarking this.I had a recent experience like this.recently went to pickup a pizza and the wife drove. when we were going to leave the wife complained that the accelerator wasn't working, I told her to start the car.gotta love her I guess