From a phone conversation just now:
"I just saw a cute top I want to get. Oh, and our daughter has a 104 fever and probably needs to go to the doctor."
Nice priorities there.
And later:
"So the dog was really whiny and crying earlier, and I couldn't figure out what his problem was. Then I realized I clipped his leash to his ear instead of his collar."
How do you miss that badly?
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Hahahaha!! Oh no!!!
I informed my always bitter wife in January of this year that I was going on my annual ski trip with the boys in February... I explained that this year we were heading to Whistler in "British Columbia"... to which she angrily responded, "You're not going down there! They're kidnapping all the Americans! It's too dangerous!"
Yep... my wife is truly an idiot.
There is distracted and there is stupid. I think you've answered your own question.
Lmao loving these stories! Beauty, no brain?
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