Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Can't Make The Connection

A recent storm finally took its toll on one of the older trees in our backyard. One of the larger limbs broke off one morning and knocked out our cable and phone lines.

My wife called me later in the day fuming.

"What is wrong with this #&%@#! computer!"

"What's the problem?", I replied.

"I can't check my @#$%! e-mail!", she continued to scream.

"We have no phone service right now.", I calmly stated.

"So?!" she shot back.

"That's how we get the internet.", I finally said.

"Oh."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

though i'm a female, I CANNOT FREAKING STAND PEOPLE WHO'S SO IGNORANT! lol


val

Penguin Dude said...

We switched from cable to DSL over two years ago. Guess who always wants to call the cable company when she can't get to the internet?

Unknown said...

I spent 10,000 dollars as an investment in nursery stock, Japanese Maples mostly. I grew them them on to be worth much more then that. My wife notices these trees for the fist time in three years and she thinks, where did all these trees come from, as out of the blue. She now thinks I used her money to buy these tree, because she cannot figure out how I had the money to buy them. The next thing she does after freaken, is to start to tell all her friends how I am robing her blind. She then go to a social worker who tell her how to put a restraining order against me and now I am in fact homeless with out a vehicle and I cannot go home by order of the court for a year. She has now filed for a divorce as someone told her to find a lawyer. Dumb wives are not a nuisance they are blood well dangerous. If your wife takes out an order of protection and she has no evidence, you don't just go back home, believe me. All she need to destroy your life is mere hearsay that is all that is required, and duplicity. In other words life with a stupid wife is very dangerous, to you, your children and to society at large. Or should I say a stupid wife with friends with a prejudicial court system is dangerous to society at large and to Men, just like you. I could not comprehend what was done to me for four long months. I can not speak to her, retrieve my vehicle and especially not to be allowed to just go home until September 15, 2009 and that is a hard blunt rip your heart out, cry tears of blood, fact.